Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering

Here it is people... infamous Pinky and the Brain quotes... guaranteed to make about as much sense as I normally do... which isn't much if you know me haha Anyways, here are Pinky's responses to Brain's signature question: Are you pondering what I'm pondering? as compiled From Animaniacs complete with special comments from... ME.

Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
Sure, Brain, but how are we going to find chaps our size?

Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
I think so, Brain, but where we going to find a duck and a host at this hour?

Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
Well, I think so Brain, but burlap chafes me so.

Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
I think so Brain, but this time you put the trousers on the chimp.
*ouuu monkeys*

Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
I think so Brain, but this time you wear the tutu.

Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
I think so Brain, but me and Pipi Longstocking, I mean, what would the children look like?
*and the results of that poll would be an overwhelming majority of: scarey*

Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
Well, I think so Brain, but if we didn't have ears, we'd look like weasels.

Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
Wuh, I think so Brain, but isn't Regis Philbin already married?
*I think so... but that's because he's a flamer*

Pinky, Are You Thinking What I'm Thinking?
Uh ... yeah, Brain, but where are we going to find rubber pants our size?
*Trojanman*

Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
I think so, but where will we find an open tattoo parlor at this time of night?
*New Orleans*

Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
I think so Brain, but culottes have a tendency to ride up so.

Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
Wuh, I think so, but we'll never get a monkey to use dental floss.

Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
I think so Brain, but if they called them "sad meals", kids wouldn't buy them.
*they sure wouldn't Pinky... good marketing McDonalds... get rid of those dumb rap commercials * oh and M&M's... thanks for bringing colored M&M's back*

Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
Well, I think so Brain, but I can't memorize a whole opera in Yiddish.

Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
Aww, I think so, Brain, but balancing a family and a career ... uh, it's all too much for me.
*Pinky, I understand*

Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
I think so Brain, but there's still a bug in there from last time.
*god i hate bugs*

Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
I think so Brain, but I get all clammy inside the tent.

Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
I think so Brain, but I don't think Kay Ballard is in the union?

Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
Yes, I am!
*don't worry... it was a false alarm*

Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
I think so Brain, but the Rockettes? I mean, it's mostly girls, isn't it?
*Actually Pinky... its just a bunch of missles that can dance*

Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
I think so Brain, but pants with horizontal stripes makes me look chubby.

Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
Well, I think so Brain, but panyhose are so uncomfortable in the summertime.
*I'm not gonna ask how he knew that... but he's right!*

Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
I think so Brain, but it's a miracle this one grew back.
*hoping he's referring to his tail*

Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
Well, I think so Brain but first you'd have to take that whole bridge apart wouldn't you?

Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
I think so, Brain, but "Snowball for Windows"?

Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
Well, I think so Brain, but "apply North Pole" to what?

Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
I think so Brain, but, snort, no, no, it's too stupid.
*probably*

Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
Umm, I think so Don Cerebro, but umm, why would Sophia Loren do a musical?

Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
Umm, I think so Brain, but what if the chicken won't wear the nylons?
*I'd like to see that*

Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
I think so Brain, but isn't that why they invented tube socks?

Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
I think so Brain but what if we stick to the seat covers?

Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
Ewww, I think so Brain, but I think I'd rather eat the Macarena.

Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
I think so Brain, but don't we need a pool to play Marco Polo?

Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
Well, I think so, but Kevin Costner with an English accent?

Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
Well, I think so Brain, but do I really need two tongues?
*yes, yes you do*

Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
Well, I think so Brain, but we're already naked.
*HEY, they can't say that on children's programming!!!*

Brain, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
We eat the box?

Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
I think so Brain, but don't camels spit a lot?

Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
I think so Brain, but Pete Rose? I mean, can we trust him?
*nope... you sure can't*

Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
I think so Brain, but how do we get a pair of Abe Vegoda's pants?

Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
I think so Brain, but why would Peter Bogdanovich?

Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
Well, I think so Brain but if Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?

Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
I think so Brain, but isn't a cucumber that small called a gerkin?

Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
I think so Brain, but if we had a snowmobile, wouldn't it melt before summer?

Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
I think so Larry, and Brain, but how we will get all seven dwarves to shave their legs.
*is that something you REALLY want to see happen?*

Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
I think so Brain, but how do we get the Spice Girls into the paella.

Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
I think so Brain, but if we get Sam spayed, he'll never have any puppies.

Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
Well, I think so Brain, but wouldn't anything lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
*blush, the answer would be yes*

Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
I think so Brain, but three round meals a day wouldn't be as hard to swallow.

Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
But calling it Pu-Pu platter? What were they thinking?

Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
I think so Brain, but if we give peas a chance, won't the lima beans feel left out?
*Being that I often feel like a lima bean... I can affirm that that is actually true.*

Brain, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
What was that?

Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
I think so Brain, but if the plural of mouse is mice, wouldn't the plural of spouse be spice?

TPinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
I think so Brain, but can the gummi worms really live in peace with the Marshmellow Chicks?
*Nope, that's why they have Nerds... they keep everyone happy*

Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
Yes Brain, but if our knees bent the other way, how would we ride a bicycle?

Pinky Suavo, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
Yes, but why does the chicken cross the road, huh, if not for love? Oh, I don't know.
*only to have its little heart crushed by that no-good-for-nutin-cheatin-cock-a-doodle*

Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
I think so Brain, but I prefer space jelly.

Snowball, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
Oh Brain, I certainly hope so.

Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
I think so Brain, but why would anyone want a depressed tongue?
*I was actually thinking that in the doctors office yesterday*

Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
I think so Brain, but who wants to see Snow White and the Seven Samuri?

Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
I think so Brain, but then my name would be "thumby".

Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
I think so Brain, but I find scratching just makes it worse.

Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
I think so Brain, but shouldn't the bat boy be wearing a cape.

Pinklet, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
Umm, I think so Brainie, but why would anyone want to Pierce Brosnan?
*I don't think I want to explain to Pinky what homosexuality is*

Pinky, Art Thou Pondering That Which I Am Pondering?
Me thinks so Brain, verily, but doest thou think Pete Rose by any other name would still smell as sweaty?
*Pinky must crush on Pete Rose*

Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
I think so Brain, but will they let the Cranberry Duchess stay in the Lincoln Bedroon?

Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
(to be completed)

Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
I think so Brain, but why does a forklift have to be so big if all it does is lift forks?
*I find the word fork to be one of the funnest words to pronouce... try it... you'll like it*

Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
I think so Brain, but wouldn't his movies be more suitable for children if he was named 'Jean Claude Van Darn'?

Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
I think so Brain, but what if the hippopotimus won't wear the beach thong?
*then everyone's eyesight will be spared*

Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
Whew! I'd say the odds of that are terribly slim.
*indeed*

Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
I think so Brain, but if was only supposed to be a three hour tour, why did Howells bring all his money?
*because the Howells were participating in illegal activities Pinky*

Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
I think so Brain, but Zero Mostel times anything is still Zero Mostel.

Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
I think so Brain, but if we have nothing to fear but fear itself, then why does Elenor Roosevelt wear that spooky mask?

Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
Umm, I think so Big Brainy Fish Face Stove Pipe Wiggle Room Eileen. But if you get a long little doggie, wouldn't you just call it a dachshund?

Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
I think so Brain, but then I'd have to know what pondering is, wouldn't I?
*ahhh yes it baffles us all*

Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
I think so Brain, but "instant karma" always gets so lumpy.

]Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
Umm, I think so Brain-2, but a show about two talking lab mice? It'll never get on the air!
*Thank God the Warner Co. didn't think so*