Hot Pocket... only $137.19

Click here to go to Lucifer's Hotpocket Ebay Page

I could say that I was just delusional from my 102.5 degree fever... but no. This is a hot pocket... with a picture of Satan on it that sold for $137.19... that's like a 5000% increase in profits. Why can't I think of stuff like this... I could be rich.

OMG I just ate a Koala animal cracker... what was I thinking... I'm... a... MURDER *sobs*

Interesting Survey

Identification
1.Name: CYNTHIA RENEE DAIGLE
2.Pornstar Name (first pet + street you grew up on): COOTER CYPRESS
3.Nicknames people actually call you: SNOODLES, CYNTH, SATAN
4.Pimp name (http://www.playerappreciate.com/pimphandle.asp): STICKY FINGERS C. SKILLZS
5.birthday: 6/30/82
6.vital statistics: 4'10", 110LBS, MULTICOLOR HAIR AND EYES
7.Identifying marks: SCAR ON RIGHT INNER ARM, NOTCH IN MY FOREHEAD (MY BROTHER THREW A STICK AT ME WHEN WE WERE LITTLE)
8.Arch-Nemesis:

Professional/future
9.Job you have/are studying for: GRAPHIC DESIGNER
10.Dream job: ANYTHING INVOLVING LOTS OF MONEY IN MY BANK ACCOUNT, EXCEPT ILLEGAL ACTIVITIES
11.worst job: ANYTHING IN A NURSING HOME
12.Thing you must have at your wedding reception: ICE CREAM SUNDAE BAR
13.If you had a child with me, what would you name him/her: AMBER, AUTUMN, AARON, OR ASHTON (I LOVE "A" NAMES)
14.The best place to retire: DISNEY WORLD
15.something you don’t want named after you: A FUNGUS
16.job that should not be done naked: LIBRARIAN
17.your slogan when running for office: FROOT LOOPS FOR EVERYONE! (JEFF YOU STOLE MY CAMPAIGN SLOGAN... I'M SUING)

Personality Assessment
18.Your favorite mixed drink: STAWBERRY DAQUIRI... IS THAT A MIXED DRINK?
19.Dream car: MCLAUREN F1
20.favorite cartoon character: ROGER & JESSICA RABBIT... THEY WERE SO IN LOVE
21.hobbies: A LITTLE BIT OF THIS, A LITTLE BIT OF THAT
22.Movie/TV character you’d like to be: THE ONE THAT DOESN'T GET KILLED OFF
23.Name of your motorcycle gang: HELL'S SLUGS
24.if you could teleport, where would to go right this second: THE BATHROOM
25.best way to break the ice at a party: HI... I'M A GIRL.
26.worst tattoo you can get: PEE-WEE HERMAN
27.accomplishment of which you’re most proud: OBVIOUSLY THAT I HAVE A MOTORCYCLE GANG AND I'M A PIMP
28.what would taste good about now: COUGH DROP, I WOKE UP WITH MY THROAT HURTING
29.recommend a book: YOU CAN NEVER GO WRONG WITH A POP-UP BOOK
30.most underrated movie: EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH, I never heard of it but it was pretty good.
31.forced to eat a crayon, what color would you choose: COTTON CANDY PINK

Romance
32.Craziest thing you’ve done to attract/impress someone else: I DON'T DO CRAZY THINGS TO ATTRACT PEOPLE, I AM CRAZY AND FOR SOME REASON THAT ALONE ATTRACTS PEOPLE.
33.Most embarrassing thing to happen to you in bed: I DO WEIRD THINGS IN MY SLEEP... I'LL LEAVE IT AT THAT.
34.best place for a first date: NOT A MOVIE
35.worst pickup line you’ve used or had used on you: PICK UP LINES DON'T HAPPEN TO ME... I DON'T LET IT GET THAT FAR.
36.song that best describes your love life: SEX MACHINE HAHAHAHAHA
37.worst euphemism for sex that you’ve used: APPARENTLY ITS NOT TRENDY TO SAY "SEX" WHEN REFERRING TO "SEX" ANYMORE

Personal
38.Your darkest secret: I AM GOOD AT BADMITTON
39.action done immediately after sex: TORTURE, THE GOOD KIND
40.most important thing you learned last week: THINGS CAN GET WORSE
41.best excuse you ever used: I TAKE MY FISH FOR WALKS A LOT... WAIT A MINUTE... I DON'T HAVE FISH ANYMORE... NEVERMIND
42.friend you’d most like to have assassinated: DAFFY DUCK... HE'S SO FRIGGIN ANNOYING.
43.favorite porn movie: I DON'T WATCH PORN... IT TAKES UP VALUABLE BRAIN CELLS IN MY OPINION
44.one thing you’d like to change about yourself: DUH... I WOULD LOVE TO BE TALLER
45.Finally, you really enjoyed this, didn’t you: *SHHH* DON'T TELL ANYONE

AVP: Aliens vs Penguins

In response to Chad's disbelief in the fact that penguins will eventually be the next dominant species... I have posted below an excerpt from Jeff's journal...

"There's a scene in the movie, early on, when the human explorers are in antarctica trying to find the entrance to the underground pyramid. One of the little nerdy guys goes off alone, and he's in one of these old shacks some explorers had left there a long time ago. and he hears a noise. It's your typical "thats when the cat jumps out instead of the alien" scene. Except there are not cats in antarctia...there are PENGUINS.

Dood, Penguins are scary. That was a fiesty little guy...i was more afraid of the penguins than the other stuff.

Cynthia thinks that penguins are going to eventually take over the world. I think that they prolly will, and it'll be even more annoying because PeNgUiNs AlWaYs TyPe LiKe ThIs"

I think this particular scene foreshadows things which are to come... you have your aliens, your predetors, your humans and your penquins... the penquins are the only species to come out unscathed.

A-Z

A - AGE: 22
B - BAND LISTENING TO MOST RECENTLY: Kutless
C - CRUSH: I don't crush anymore... I just stalk
D - DAD'S NAME: Ernest
E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: Adam, we're on the same wavelength apparently
F - FAVORITE BAND: I never have an answer to this question... its completley unfair to ask me to pick just one band.
G - GUMMY BEARS OR WORMS: Gummy Bears... I load up a napkin with them and stuff it in my purse everytime I go to Ryans *shhhh* don't tell anyone.
H - HOMETOWN: Baker, LA *shhhh* don't tell anyone
I - INSTRUMENT: Vocal Cords
J - JUICE: Dr. Pepper or Cherry Coke or the combination of the two.
K - KIDS: I don't like them and they seem to know it instinctively.
L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: Driving from Tyler, TX to Baton Rouge, but that only took 8 hours
M - MOM'S NAME: Sandra
N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: Do I have to claim him if he's really an alien?
O - ONE WISH: That I had a Magic 8 Ball that really worked for real.
P - PHOBIA(S): BUGS!!!!!!
Q - (FAVORITE) QUOTE: "There is one word that frees us from all the weight and pain of life, that word is Love" - Sophocles
R - REASONS TO SMILE: Almost everything... but especially being hugged
S - SHOES: My stripper shoes that blink flashy lights
T - TIME YOU WAKE UP: When the sun comes up.... I can only sleep late on cloudy days
U - UNKNOWN FACT ABOUT ME: It doesn't matter how cold it gets, I always have my fan on and my feet stick out from under the covers.
V - VEGETABLE YOU HATE: Anything that resembles a tree
W - WORST HABIT(S): When I'm really bored... I'll find split ends in my hair
X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: Head (teeth), Right Arm, Left Ring Finger, Feet/Ankles/Toes, Nose
Y - YUMMY FOOD: When God said "Let there be light" that's probably the moment he created Macaroni and Cheese
Z - ZODIAC SIGN: Crab... that explains why I have big pinchers.

A Weekend of Firsts

My First Bachelorette Party (and consequently my first scavengerhunt):

There were no strippers, there was no alcohol, there was, however; a box with a few items in it, 7 women, and directions. We had to do things like, take pictures at a park doing silly things, find a fountain, collect items as proof that we had completed certain tasks. Public embarrassment and yes, we even stole a few things from Wal-mart in desperation *gasp* were the themes of the night. At the end we finally had all the clues necessary to go to our final destination where there was a delicious 6 course meal waiting to be served by Fabio and his dad... what could be better.

My First Attempt at Ice Scating:

I looked like a giraffe on butterknifes... but I didn't fall not one single time (although I was close a few times). My motivation for staying straight up was that I didn't want my butt to be cold. I happen to think that's a very good reason.

AGHHHHHHHHH!!!!

The past two weeks have been insanely busy, and it shows no sign of slowing down. I started my last semester last Tuesday and I've been all over the place since then.

Okay so lets start with I FINALLY got the insurance check to get my car repaired from the 4 car pile up I was in... thank God I just had a few dents in my rear bumper. So I bring the car to the body shop, get picked up by Enterprise to go get a rental car, sign all the papers and what do they drive out to the front for me to rent. This huge 4-door Dodge 1500... I was just like... ya'll are kidding right.



As you can see... they weren't kidding. This is the truck in my driveway (with my doggie next to it... isn't she cute). It was either that or a 15 passenger van. I was climbing in and out of this thing like it was a monster truck. Of course the first thing I had to do was pull the seat up and see if I could reach the gas pedal and brake pedal. Lets just say that I heard every wisecrack and "did it come with a ladder" joke known to mankind.



Did you know they don't have buttons to open the gas tank in every vehicle? I didn't... and looked for it for fooorever. Finally broke down and called Jeff (who also drives a Dodge) while I was at the gas station and asked "Hey... where is the button to open the gas tank"... man I felt like the sterotypical "I know absolutely nothing about vehicles" dumb chick that mechanics love to take advantage of.... "yeah... your flux capacitor needed to be flushed... that'll be 85$"

Anways, I got my car back and the rear is all new and shiney... the best part... THEY WASHED IT FOR ME !!!!



That's Steven's dashboard Buddy Christ... cause you never know when you might need a "Yes" answer from the Lord Savior...

The past two weekends I have been painting a picture as a wedding present for two friends getting married to each other. Since normally, the price of this size painting would be around $2000... I think that's a pretty good wedding present. It came out beautiful, just very time consuming. This is the first wedding that I've ever been involved with and well... its as hectic as all the movies make it out to be. Ordering dresses, picking up dresses, trying to get the dresses altered, trying to find shoes that don't blink like stripper shoes, tea parties, bridal party parties, bridal shower at my house, bachelorette party, rehersal dinner... I'm sure I'm forgetting something. Oh yeah.... the wedding... I think I know why brides turn into stressballs.

Moving on... I think this past Monday sums up what the past two weeks have been like. I wake up at 6:30 am and go to my first class. In this class is a girl... two girls... who I think... like me *raised eyebrow*... I picked up on this factoid last semester and the fact that one of these girls sneaks up behind me and plays with my hair yesterday kinda reinforces my intuition. Plus that and they like to talk about things like... well... nevermind I don't want to mention it. Moving on, left that class and walked back to my car, drove to the other side of campus and walked to my second class... which went fine except for the fact that I was falling asleep. All four of my classes are 3 hour long classes... you try listening to a 3 hour lecture and try to stay awake (church doesn't count!).

So after that class (since I have a 2.5 hour break between classes) I call Jeff and ask to crash on his comfy living room chair. I get to my car... the battery is dead (AGAIN!!! FOR THE SECOND TIME WITHIN ONE WEEK!!!)... so I have to wait for him to come jump start me. Get the car running, drive over to his apartment... fall asleep. Get up, go to the cafeteria (yes... this is the first time I've been in a school cafeteria in 5 years and I admit... it was heaven... anything you want... just take it its yoooouuurs... it was beautiful) go back to his apartment... both sets of my keys are locked in my car along with my notebook and all that good stuff. So I borrow a notebook and pen and he drops me off in front of the building. I'm at the south east corner of the building and the class is in the northwest corner... and this building is nothing short of a complete maze... it was like willy wonka's chocolate factory... so 10 minutes later I arrive to the class 10 minutes late... apparently 1 minute after another girl was late and she got chewed out by the teacher and ran out the class. So when I walk in the whole class just looks at me and busts out laughing... why... turns out that wasn't really the teacher, just some guy pretending to be the teacher...

So I found out that my keys weren't really in my car... they were inside the chair I fell asleep in at Jeff's apartment... which I kind of already knew but when we looked the first time neither of us saw. Somewhere in all that... I went through the process of a portfolio review and getting a class changed from "credit" to "audit" on the last day possible to do that... and I'm going to be moving into an office and picking out my own desk at work and I FINALLY got my roots taken care of and there's a picture of me in the school newspaper and I have to go through the graduate exit thing and go get my class ring and cap and gown and invitations and all that graduation stuff taken care of and I'm PMSing and Valentines Day is coming up and theres a chemical spill so I can't go that way home and SAVE THE OTTERS!!!... hey where's my ink pen ouuuuuu a leaf... and jesus h. christ... I know none of this makes a bit of sense... and I'm skipping around like a scratched cd... but really... that's how it has been for the last two weeks.

Over the River

Mississippi River Bridge

I can count on one hand the number of times I've been on the Mississippi River Bridge... it terrifies me every time. Don't ask me why, it just does. Anyways I got off work really early and decided to visit my dad and Chad at work... aww how sweet of me. That meant driving over the big scarey bridge. They have no idea how much of a sacrifice that is for me.


Community Coffee, Port Allen Plant

This is where they work. They are the lab technicians (that's a fancy way of saying "taste testers"). Chad conned me into going and getting doughnuts for them... I'm such a sucker. In exchange I got a blue icee... of course it turned my entire mouth blue... that's always attractive.

Anyways, since I was on that side of the river, I went and saw my grandmother. It amazes me every time how much more selfish she gets everytime I go see her. I don't feel like I have relationships with any of my grandparents, especially not her because she is so selfish (the other one lives rather far away). My family in general is detatched from each other. On my dad's side, I haven't seen one of my uncle and his entire family since I was about 10 years old. My mom's side is a better about things like that... at least I get to see them twice a year. My family is so hard to explain.

B.S. Call by Refs

What does this photograph show?
 A. One of the greatest plays in Hawkeye history
 B. One of the biggest officiating blunders in college football history

One day in band camp I was watching the Super Bowl Halftime show and I thought I saw Justin Timberlake rip off Janet Jackson's shirt exposing a metally boobie but since I was apparently the only person in the crowded room to see this I was led to believe that it simply didn't happen and I was imagining things in my drunken state. The next day at band camp I was watching the Capitol One Bowl where a last second touchdown pulled a victory from the LSU Tiger's grasp. Later I watched the replay on ESPN.com and despite the blurry images was sure I saw double holding by the Hawkeyes on LSU players on that last play. I second guessed myself since I heard nothing of it mentioned by anyone, not even experts disecting the play later on a sports show. Well, this picture provided to me by Chad shows that my inclination was correct.

I personally can't wait until instant replay is instituted in college football. I think the Big 10 is ahead of the game and I hope that they lead other conferences to this step. Leave a comment telling me what you think about this or whatever concerning the play call.

So Pathetic

Anna T. Basset

Yes that's the family dog... and yes... she's tucked in like a baby just cause its a little chilly outside... so very pathetic.

New Years

A New Years Eskimo Kiss

LSU vs Iowa in the Capitol One Bowl

( 25-30 Loss )

Thus begins my last collegiate career entry concerning LSU football... it is a sad moment for me since if I ever do this again it won't be as a student but as an alumni. Even sadder considering I am not the only one to be leaving soon. Tomorrow head coach Nick Saban begins his new job at Miami. I offically despise anything of or relating to dolphins or any other marine cetacean mammal.



Anyways I'm gonna quit pouting now. It was an exciting game which is always fun to watch, even if you lose. I'm saying that only because we did lose. For the most part of the game, both offenses struggled against strong defenses. If this game was compared to an oreo cookie blocked punts, field goals, fumbles and interceptions would be the cream. Iowa's first possesion was exciting (well for them) because in 6 plays they had the first touchdown of the game. The real fireworks 3 quarters later in the 4th when the Tigers overcame a 12-point deficit with 8½ minutes left. Unfortunately they left less than a minute on the clock with which Iowa came back and threw a hail mary as the clock ran out which of course was miraculosly caught by a miraculously wide open reciever who then miraculously pranced into the endzone and there was much rejoicing.

This touchdown was made by a fifth-year senior and that was the first touchdown of his career. How sweet....



Well... not for LSU. So thus ends the fairytale 2003 National Championship run of my beloved Tigers... "what's in your wallet?"

"Cute and cuddly boys"

Watch this movie preview... its very me.

http://www.jurassicpunk.com/anim/madagascar.shtml