6.28.2007

Dreaming of a Dream

On Friday, June 29th, the greatest achievement of man-kind makes it's appearance to the public. As someone great and all-powerful once said... "I can't wait to not get an iPhone this weekend".

iPhone

It must be a sign, it releases only 6 hours before my birthday, and I've only been waiting for this to happen for... what feels like forever!!!! FINALLY, perfect compatability to the only computer operating system I use... ever. Not only could I easily update my contacts without having to find some hack program that MIGHT work... or erase everything given on what mood it decides it wants to open up in, I could save the world from the spheniscidae domination with this one device!

Now... if only I could afford it. *sigh*

6.19.2007

I've created a Monster

So while on my lunch break today I was walking out of a local boutique when I saw a randomly placed, yet intriging object... what looked like a miniature tennis racquet. It was kinda out of place amongst the women's clothes, candles, and jewelry, so I picked it up.

The package read "The Defender Bug Zapper".



Call it an impulse purchase, but I was intrigued. This IS Louisiana, there is no shortage of bugs and we're outside a lot. A quick and if effective easy solution to those ones that have the annoying habit of flying into the house when the door is open .02 seconds. Besides, Chad has a fascination with the traditional bug zappers.

So I brought it home and gave it to Chad... and have been hearing the crackle of electricity ALL night long. Testing the zapper on anything possible. Oh it's already claimed a few multi-legged creatures, complete with sparks and all. It's effective and slightly twisted. It shouldn't be so much fun to kill little innocent bugs, but apparently, IT IS!

Not only that... but when you google "handheld bug zapper"... the first image that pops up is more than slightly disturbing. I'd like to go on record as saying I wasn't the one that found this... but it was too funny errr freaky. If you're easily offended... look away now.



Yeah they went there.