The Big One

1. What is your astrological sign?
• Cancer

2. Do you have the traits of your sign?
• I've been told that I "must be a Cancer" before the person actually knew I was a Cancer. I have to admit, those little thingies have me nailed most of the time.

3. If you could be one food what would you be?
• Fruit Loops. Do I even need to explain why?

4. How many of your MySpace friends do you actually know or have met?
• Wow I haven't a clue. Okay, I may have to research this real quick. BRB
Okay... I actually know 15 people. There there are 5 close friends that I've actually never met, mostly due to long distances. So 20 out of 60, I'm really friends with, that's not too bad.

5. What is your dream job?
• Professional napper.

6. Do you want to get married?
• Uhhh I have to answer yes to this right? I mean if I don't, that would probably make everyone think I was a little thrown off.

7. Would you ever pose nude for a photograph?
• As in "nude" or as in "in the nude"... there is a difference you know.

8. What's the last movie you watched?
• Hmmmm I watched the Muppets take Manhattan as I was drifting off into sleepyland. As you could imagine, it severely affected my mental state upon reaching the dream state.

9. What is your normal bedtime?
• Anywhere from 8pm to 2am

10. Do you dream in color?
• What other options are there... black and white, sepia, negative... full color sucks more brainpower... so that's generally what I go for.

11. What is your shoe size?
• Anywhere from a 3 in Children's and Men's to a 5.5 in Womens

12. Is your second toe longer than your big toe?
• They are right about the same width... but if I concentrate and stretch... it really doesn't help.

13. Are you addicted to anything?
• Sex and ink pens

14. Do you have any pets?
• 1 2" turtle, and 1 50" basset hound

15. What kind of deodorant do you use?
• Secret. PS. while answering this question someone asked me how my nad was doing. Jeff, I almost snorted. They meant hand, my hand was hurting.

16. Do you collect anything?
• I dry any roses I get, I keep all movie ticket stubs, pretty much anything any typical girl would consider sentimental.

17. Mac or PC?
• I've sold my soul to a piece of fruit. I shall do its bidding and destroy Microsoft.

18. Do you eat sushi?
• Never in this lifetime.

19. Cold or hot natured?
• I prefer to stay on the warm side of things, the only exception is that when I sleep I stick my feet out from under the covers to keep cool. They regulate the rest of my body's temperature.

20. Do you have tan lines?
• Kinda hard to have tan lines when you can't seem to get a tan.

21. Do you have a webpage?
• I've been working on that seemingly forever... someday. For right now I just have MySpace and my Blog.

22. What time is it?
• 8pm.

23. What do you wear to bed?
• *blush* nothing.

24. What is your occupation?
• Graphic Designer (professional doodler and button pusher).

25. Do you like porn?
• I find it to be very boring actually... is that weird?

26. Any wine recommendations?
• Yes... as high a pitch as possible. You'll get what you want faster that way.

27. Do you consider yourself artistic?
• no, not really. haha. I just have a Fine Arts degree... but you know they hand those out to just anyone.

28. Are your arms hairy?
• Only when I haven't shaved them for a few days... Yes I shave my arms. Shut up.

29. Do you like video games?
• Not really... I prefer to waste my time answering the same questions over and over.

30. Favorite place to scrump?
• Well sometimes I scrump in the bathroom, sometimes I scrump at the post office. Occasionally I go to Wal-Mart specifically to scrump... although my favorite scrumping time is around Christmas, then I scrump all over town.

31. Favorite online forum?
• I stick to habitually reading everyone else's blogs.

32. How many keys are on your keychain?
• HAHAHA. Why don't ya'll ask Chad that. I'm sure he could come up with some smart-a** response.

33. How often do you travel?
• Everyday... except for those rare occasions when I don't move the entire day.

34. What are your best travel related memories?
• We had the banana. That's what we called Dad's yellow Nissan Pick-up. It wasn't bright yellow, it really was that creamy banana yellow. Had a camper on top with benches built into the back that converted to a flat bed. That's what we took when we went on a trip when I was younger.

35. Have you ever used an iron?
• I wouldn't say I "used" it, moreso, attempted to use it unsuccessfully. Have I ever mentioned how useless I am at "domestic" tasks.

36. How many languages do you speak?
• I claim only English but I have been attempting to communicate with marsupials lately.

37. How many continents have you been on?
• Sadly, just this one.

38. Are you happy with where you currently live?
• Yes, but living so far out in the country sucks on my wallet dry when it comes to having to get gas to go to work and stuff.

39. Do you normally carry chapstick or lip balm on you?
• Everytime I do, it ends up melted in the bottom of my purse... so as a rule I try not to have it with me.

40. Have you ever been in an accident?
• I couldn't even begin to list them all... most of the time I was just a passenger. The two that I was actually directly involved with were basically... people running into me while I wasn't moving. So not my fault *woohoo*

41. Favorite type of shoes?
• Comfortable sandals or sexy heels.

42. Do you regularly consume alcohol?
• Nope, I'm purely a social drinker. A very light one.

43. Ever been spit on by a camel?
• If by camel you mean, baby australian squirrel, yes.

44. What's your IQ?
• Does it count against your IQ point if you can't remember?

45. Favorite season?
• Christmas time... I like the squishy way I feel inside... all warm and fuzzy.

46. Do you like push pops?
• What's a push pop?

47. Have you ever been to a rave?
• Sometimes, I turn on my Ipod and close my eyes while the electronic music flows through my head. That doesn't really count I know, but it's as close as it gets.

48. What's the strangest or most interesting location for a party?
• I'm gonna have to go with the set of The Goonies. That looked like a pretty nifty place for a Halloween party.

49. Do you like or respect graffiti?
• I really appreciate the talent that goes into it... unless of course... it sucks.

50. What is your favorite magazine?
• Sports Illustrated is my only paid subscription.

1. Your name spelled backwards:
• elgiad eener aihtnyc

2. Where were your parents born?
• Mom was raised in Norwood Louisiana, I assume born in Mississippi. Dad was raised in Port Allen, probably born in Baton Rouge. I'm really not sure.

3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
• Drivers for my wacom tablet.

4. What's your favorite restaurant?
• Anyplace with good seafood.

5. Last time you swam in a pool?
• I went tubing down the Amite. I know its not a pool, but it is a body of water.

6. Have you ever been in a school play?
• I have been in a ton of plays and musicals for Church. I was always cast as the Virgin Mary. But the most memorable was when I was in a play about the Black Bear... which is an endangered species. My 5th grade teacher was a nut so she wrote this play and somehow it attracted so much local attention that we did it once a week for almost 3 months for a full audience.

7. How many kids do you want?
• Zero. Next.

8. Type of music you dislike most?
• I'm gonna have to go with drunken country.

9. Are you registered to vote?
• Sure am. I'm a non-conventional RE-PUB-LI-CAN

10. Do you have cable?
• Yes. Until they find out that I'm not a student anymore... then we'll see what happens.

11. Have you ever ridden on a moped?
• No, I'm holding out for my flying horse.

12. Ever prank call anybody?
• I've pranked answered. My old number ended with 0001 and was ironically one digit off from the local Domino's. *sigh* those were the good ole days.

23. What color lipstick do you usually wear?
• Light Pink

24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells?
• Yeah Dumbo and I used to sneak behind the Bearded Ladies tent and toke it up.

25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
• lol Yes. My senior year in high school. What WAS I thinking?!?

26. Orange Juice or apple?
• It depends on which day you catch me on, but most of the time neither. Chocolate milk baby. *mooooooo*

27. Who was the last person you went out to dinner with and where did you dine?
• I think the last time I went somewhere and ate dinner with someone, it was Chad and Jeff at Parrins. It is a Cajun/Seafood/Steak place.

28. Favorite type of chocolate bar?
• I'm a Snickers kinda girl.

29. When was the last time you voted at the polls?
• I was first in line at my precinct at 5 am in the morning to vote for Bush in the 2004 Presidental Election

30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
• *ugh* I've been permanently damaged ever since I was a little girl concerning tomatoes. Don't you know those things attack with the intent to kill!?!

31. Have you ever won a trophy?
• I have boxes full of baseball trophies. There's a few others... but the most unusual has to be the Ostrich egg on a stick. It was the "Good Egg Award" given to the most outstanding student when I was in elementary school. I was nominated ever year, but they always drew out of a hat. So I only won it once.

32. Are you a good cook?
• Is burning considered a form of cooking?

33. Do you know how to pump your own gas?
• LOL just don't squeeze me too hard.

34. Ever order an article from an infomercial?
• No. If there's something I like, eventually a form of it will end up in a store sometime or later. In that case, I have a clapper, one of those reachie-grabbie thingies for short people, and one of those Ionic Breeze thingies.

35. Sprite or 7-up?
• It's not one of my favorite drinks. But when I was 16 and working at McDonalds, I discovered it was better if you put some of the Strawberry drink in it.

36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work?
• Only for the afore mentioned McDonalds job. Occasionally I would have to dress up for my other jobs, but there was no standard. Just appropriately. Of course, my job now... I think I could walk in there naked and nobody would care... cause typically. Nobody's there besides me anyways.

37. Last thing you bought at a Walgreens?
• An emergency curling iron for my hair.

38. Ever thrown up in public?
• The first time I had episodes with Kidney stones, Chad rushed me from work to the hospital emergency room, where I stood waiting for someone to pay attention for a good 5 minutes. They finally noticed me when I threw up all over their front desk.

39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love?
• True happiness comes in the form of love one way or another.

40. Do you believe in love at first sight?
• I believe in all kinds of possibilities concerning love.

41. Can ex's be friends?
• Sometimes yes and sometimes no. It depends on the each other's character and the events that occured to make them an "ex" in the first place.

42. Who was the last person you visited in a hospital?
• My little cousin when she was kicked in the head by a horse.

43. Did you have a lot of hair as a baby?
• Not born with it, but I made up for that later on in life. My hair's so freaking thick it makes people sick. I never have to fear going bald.

44. What message is on your answering machine?
• Eh.... something about the network sucking. I think I need to change it since it has gotten a little bit better.

46. What was the name of your first pet?
• Well, I don't remember Cooter, he was apparently a large dog Mom and Dad had to give away for fear he would someday bite one of us (we were so tiny). So after about a million goldfish, there was Kermie the wormie (really a lizard) and then Rosemary, our sweet cocker spaniel.... then the list goes on and on.

47. What's in your backpack?
• NOTHING! I'm DONE with school! For-Ev-Er.

49. What is one thing you are grateful for today?
• That I have someone that knows how to fix cars.

50. What do you think about most?
• I live in Cynthia world most of the time. It's too strange to even describe.

DO YOU SNORE?
• Yes. *sadly* like a freight train if I'm sick.

WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
• Bugs. Plain and simple, any kind, any size, any shape.

AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
• No, I was way more into GI-Joe and My Little Pony.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV?
• I think it makes me feel better about myself every day.

DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
• No, I usually rip apart the plastic lid on drinks bit by bit though.

WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
• Hell yeah! Except for that whole... poopin in my pants thing, but who doesn't do that every now and then.

IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
• I haven't been single since I was 15... does that answer the question?

WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
• Apple white.

DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
• Sometimes, it depends on my mood.

HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
• It's not really on my to-do list.

ANY SPECIAL TALENTS?
• Any talent is special, otherwise it wouldn't be a talent. But an unusual talent would be my bunny taming capabilities. Those things get wild, but when I'm around... they're just so calm and fluffy.

WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
• Anywhere but here. I haven't been on a real vacation since 5th grade.

IS JAY LENO FUNNY?
• Apparently someone thinks he is. He is getting paid for it.

CAN YOU SWIM?
• I CAN but I much prefer to leisurely float.

HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVE "DONNIE DARKO"?
• Can't say that I have.

DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE?
• Of course I do... but I'm no treehugger.

HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSTIE POP?
• You just want to watch me seductively lick a tootsie pop, dont you.

CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
• If I'm looking at it I could. On my own brain cells, not a chance.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?
• I've been IN an airplane, but never ON one.

ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD?
• Nope. One pain in the butt older brother. He's not so much a pain in the butt anymore... cause he's in New Jersey. lol just kidding Timmy

DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENERS?
• Dude, I have a fancy electric pencil sharpener... as one of my away messages says "I LOVE MY ELECTRIC PENCIL SHARPENER"

WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
• I'm not concerned about it but its not something I care to do.

IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
• Let me ask my Magic 8 Ball. "Better not tell you now"

DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
• I have award winning handwriting. Really.

WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
• Aspirin. I get seriously fluffy lips for 24 hours if I take it.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID "I LOVE YOU"?
• This morning.

IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?
• I'm just skipping this question cause its dumb.

DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
• They hand me the tissue on entry to the church.

HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
• In brownie and cake batter.

ARE BLONDES DUMB?
• Ughhhhh No. Just ditzy from time to time.

WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
• Apparently they're being abducted for Hane's latest marketing ploy.

WHAT TIME IS IT?
• 2:22 PM... several weeks later. Yeah I've taken my precious time taking this survey...

DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
• Cave Monkey, Crack Monkey, Pretty much anything monkey I guess.

IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?
• Even after working there a year, I love their french fries.

WHO'S YOUR HERO?
• I'm gonna go with Pinky and the Brain. Heros.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
• Like 5 seconds ago. I actually paused here to go try and jump start it.

DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
• Baths. I'm not sure why baths are decreasing in popularity... you can't have bubbles in showers people.

IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?
• Of course not... but he needs to be cause I'm poor and that makes it hard to buy presents.

DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED?
• Oh god yes...

ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
• I'm not afraid of the dark, I'm afraid of the results of stumbling around in the dark.

CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
• Crunchy. The thought of eating creamy peanut butter kinda makes me ill for some reason.

CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
• From time to time.

HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
• Yeah. I felt worse getting off the ambulance than when I got on. Something about being strapped to a board while in motion... just didn't sit well with me.

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
• Once... I plan on doing it again at least once

IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
• I think so, that's why I've stayed that way. It's too bad I made the decision to not have kids because I can sit them down and tell them I stayed that way and they can too without being a hypocrite. I didn't drink until I was legally of age too.

ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
• Only when I take the good kind of medicine.

WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
• When they're green I'm being evil/mischievous. When they're brown the world can be at ease... the sweet side is shining through.

HOW LOUD DO YOU SNEEZE?
• It's not a question of am I loud... its a question of what pitch its going to be.

DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
• I'm still here aren't I?

WHAT'S YOUR BEST FRIEND'S NAME?
• I don't have a best friend, but I do have a tummy ache.

WHO'S BETTER: STONE COLD OR THE ROCK?
• The Rock. But they both remind me of ice cream.

ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
• Only when I need to be.

HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?
• Yeah... I have to tell you. There are a few *classics* out there that I'm not sure why they make it to that category. Catcher in the Rye would be one of those.

DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
• Unfortunately not. If I had the choice to learn something, I'd probably go for the piano or the harp.

CAN YOU SKATE?
• Yeap. not on those blade thingies one... on the old school kind. I love to skate.

HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY?
• Does it count if they took it back?

CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
• LOL no... but its humorous to think of me trying.

DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
• Watching "House of Wax" just killed any thoughts of becoming one with nature. I wasn't too thrilled of being without electrical outlets in the first place though.

Do you look more like your father or mother?
• I have my mom's skin and that's about it. I'm just like my dad.

Are you too shy to ask someone out?
• I'm not shy like I used to be, but I don't ask people out.

How old are you?
• 23

Do you know anyone who has the same birthday as you?
• Sure don't, I know someone with a birthday 10 days before and someone 8 days after.

What annoys you more than anything?
• Those people that find out they are in the wrong lane and need to be two lanes over, so instead of doing the reasonable thing and going ahead and turning the way their lane needs to turn and find a place and turn around. They make everyone behind them wait while they push their way through traffic to get to the other lane. Yeah, those people.

What is your favorite junk food?
• Little Debbie Snack Cake Brownies.

Have you ever taught a little kid a curse word?
• I don't think so. I'm not around em enough to be any kind of influence.

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
• Professional. Married. Happy.

Do holidays make you festive?
• Christmas is the only one that makes me *festive* per say, but I enjoy New Years, Valentines Day, Easter, July 4th, and Thanksgiving.

What is your favorite cereal?
• Fruit Loops and Lucky Charms.

How do you react when someone is talking to you --up in your face--?
• It depends, are they yelling at me or are they just a little too close for comfort? This is a weird question.

Where do you like to go on a first date?
• Football or Hockey games.

What movie could you watch a million times never get tired of?
• Office Space. Need I explain why?

What are you wearing right now?
• A new LSU shirt, jeans, and my brand new Sunshine Yellow converse all stars.

Do you get feelings for people easily?
• I wouldn't say yes, but I am passionate about people. I care too much sometimes.

Movies at home or in a theater?
• I'll rent most movies, I save going to see something in the theater for special movies. Most of the movies I see in the theater are action movies or romantic comedies.

If you won a million dollars in the lottery,what would you do with the money?
• Make it 5 million and then we'll talk.

Do you sleep on the left, right, or the middle of the bed?
• If I'm facing the bed I get in on the left side, and sometimes I'll stay there the whole night but sometimes I'll wiggle to the middle.

What time did you wake up this morning?
• 8:30 am

What time did you go to bed last night?
• I have NO idea. I was cleaning for a while and I didn't look at the clock when I crawled into bed.

You're going on a date for a walk around the lake then a coffee at a cafe. what do you wear FROM your closet?
• I'll probably find a comfortable but flattering tshirt, jeans and hopefully its warm enough for flip flops.

What are you thinking about RIGHT NOW?
• As much as I don't like Florida... they need to beat Georgia.

Who was the last person you spoke to ?
• Jade the kitty kat.

Do nice guys really finish last?
• Not as long as there are girls like me out there.

What are your plans for this upcoming weekend?
• Well... I hope to be at the next home game for LSU and maybe back the next day for a Saints game.