( 34 - 6 Win )
It's always nice to be able to have friends over and enjoy the evening with good food, good drinks, and good entertainment. Although, this time around, I wouldn't have called the entertainment "good". Granted, there was happiness within the first couple of minutes, the rest of the game was nothing short of... entirely stressful. I was grateful I had cheesy chips and chips and cheese and a large daquiri to concentrate on.
This was an ugly game. Thankfully, in the end LSU statistically dominated the game despite four turnovers and 14 penalties. LSU QB, JaMarcus Russell, was the SEC Offensive Player of the Week while our defense sacked the poor Vandy QB six times.
Attendance was 37,309 in Vanderbilt Stadium. More than half of those were LSU fans... the other half I think were probably trying to get to the Grand Ole' Opry and took a wrong turn somewhere.
Alrighty... since games at Vanderbilt generally end up pretty unexciting. Here's some SEC jokes.
Q: What does the La. Dept of Waste do when it is through with a garbage truck?
A: Clean it, paint it, and sell it to a Razorback as a Winnebago.
Q:What do you call an LSU girl followed by a Commodore (or Commode Door), a Rebel, a Gamecock, and a Gator?
A: Regular price, 4 bucks, 4 bucks, 4 bucks,4 bucks.
Q: What do you call 3 Rebel running backs standing shoulder to shoulder?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: Did you hear about why the Bama grad that got fired from the M&M manufacturer?
A: He kept throwing out all the "W"'s.
Q:How can you tell if a 'Dore has been using your computer?
A:There's white out on the screen.
Q:How can you tell if a Aggie has been using your computer?
A:There's writing over the white out.
Q: A LSU grad and a Gamecock grad both jump off a cliff at the same time. Who lands first?
A: The LSU grad because the Gamecock grad would have to stop to ask for directions.
Q: Did you hear about the Rebel fans that missed this year's game?
A: They saw a sign that said "LSU LEFT" so they went home.
Q: Why don't they put ice in drinks at College Station?
A: The guy with the recipe graduated.
Q: How do you break an Auburn guy's finger?
A: Punch him in the nose.
Q: Hear about the Miss. State fan who lost $50 on the football game?
A: He lost $25 on the game and $25 on the instant replay!
Q: Why did the Bama grad marry the cow?
A: He had to.
Q: Did you hear about the Florida athlete that won a Gold Medal at the Olympic game?
A: He was so proud of it that he had it bronzed!
Q: Why don't they teach sex ed and driver ed at Ole Miss?
A: They don't want the mule to get too tired!
Q: Why don't you see many Tennessee Pharmacist?
A: They can't figure out how to put the medicine bottles in the printer!
Q. What is the definition of safe sex at Auburn?
A. Placing a sign on the animals that kick...
Q. Why was the Vandy football team late for last year's game?
A. Because everytime they passed a sign for 'Clean Restrooms,' they did.
Q. How many Florida students does it take to make popcorn?
A. Eleven. One to hold the pan and ten to shake the stove.
Q: How do you castrate an South Carolina football player?
A: You hit his sister in the jaw!
Q: What is the difference between a pothole and a Bama fan?
A: You would swerve to miss the pothole!
Q: How many Alabama fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: About 75,000. One to change the bulb, and 74,999 to stand around and talk about how great the old one used to be.
Q: What is 100 yards long and only has 3 teeth?
A: The front row at a Alabama home game
Q: How do you get an Auburn Graduate off your front porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza!
Q: What was the first thing the Auburn graduate said to the LSU graduate after getting his degree?
A: Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your order please?
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