Road Rules, Baton Rouge

As stolen off Chad's Blog

1. First you must learn to pronounce the city name. It is Batt'n Rouudge.

2. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Baton Rouge has its own version of traffic rules.

3. All directions start with, "Get on I-10"... which has no beginning and no end.

4. The Chamber of Commerce calls getting through traffic a "scenic drive."

5. The morning rush hour is from 6:00 to 10:00. The evening rush hour is from 3:00 to 7:00. Friday's rush hour starts Thursday morning.

6. If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will get rear-ended.

7. Hoo Shoo Too Road can only be pronounced by a native.

8. Construction on I-12 is a way of life, and a permanent form of entertainment.

9. All unfamiliar sights are explained by the phrase, "Oh, we are in Denham Springs!"

10. If you actually see someone with their turn signal on, it is probably a factory defect.

11. All old ladies with blue hair in Cadillacs have the right of way.

12. Every semi-major streets mysteriously change names as you cross intersections.

13. If asking directions downtown, you keep your window rolled up and write your questions on a piece of paper.

14. A trip across town will take a minimum of an hour.

15. Don't carry money, jewelry, family, etc. on Plank Road.

16. The wrought iron on windows downtown aren't ornamental.

17. If you leave one car length for every 10 MPH speed between you and the car in front of you,
somebody will cut in.

18. Never stare at the driver of the car with the bumper sticker that says, "Keep honking. I'm reloading."

19. For directions sake, you must know the difference between the "New" bridge & the "Old" bridge. You should also know the difference between the "New" mall and the "Old" mall.

And finally,

20. Anyone trying to get within 5 miles of the LSU campus on the day of an LSU Football game either does not live in Baton Rouge or has lost their mind.

Hold on.....and pray.