Random Rants

Last night I dreamed I was taking on frog-like qualities... and I think it inspired me to keep hot dogs out of my diet. That was the only thing that my mom got sick from when she was pregnant with me, so I think that was a sign from God in the first place. I don't even actually like hot dogs, but it's kinda like my cheetos song. "I loooove Cheeetos... but not really" Everyone who knows how truly strange I am has heard this lovely ballad.

This past week was a little nuts. But I survived.... long enough to reach my 24th birthday (FRIDAY *HINT*HINT*).

A few things that piss me off:

1. People who feel entitled to be entitled. You know, those people that get irrationaly upset when something they are getting complimentary isn't exactly to their liking. Big freaking deal. It was FREE. If there is a mistake concerning it, then you don't have a right to be upset. Grow up. Move on. or kill yourself and make the world a better place.

2. People who think it's a good idea to get a group of children together and go stand by the side of the road to fund raise. First off, this is any grandmother's nightmare I'm sure. Kids don't look both ways before they cross a street now because there are too many lame parents today that don't really want to put forth the effort to teach them anything of value such as... how not to end up as roadkill.
Secondly, if I give you money... how do I know you're not going to use the money to fund your substance dependancy. Where's your accreditation? Can I deduct this from my taxes as a donation? Why do you deserve my money? I *click*click*click* all day to put my money into your bucket so you can go to spring break in the sunny Caribbean. Go mow a few lawns jerkboy... I did (with a push mower)!

3. On the news the other day, I watched a report where officials in Oregon are laying off Fire Crew bosses that are not bilingual in English AND Spanish. Why? Because apparently they are hiring firefighters that speak ONLY Spanish. What is next? Is the next requirement from the State of Oregon is that all potential fire victims need to know Spanish in order to communicate with the firemen! If you don't know how to say "My kid is still in there" in Espanol... sorry. I guess they just get to die a slow and horrible death.

Don't bother trying to make people learn English, just fire US citizens instead. Pay your taxes folks. Millions of non paying job stealing illegals need the money.