The One About Pandas and Penguins

I'm going to start posting my dreams more often because seriously, you people shouldn't miss out.

Last night I was with my friend Adriana at her parents house celebrating the 4th. I believe they live in Phoenix but in my subconscious they live in a house, way out in the middle of the desert, completely by themselves. Her entire family is there and apparently they all drive late model Cadillacs. There were 95 of them, by my count, all parked along the deserted road.

We were all just sitting around after a huge lunch, some Secret Service agents busted through the door and started confiscating all her stuffed Pandas. She was very upset, crying on the floor. Her pandas are a huge deal to her. So, I grabbed a large kitchen knife and started to jab at them but every time the knife just slipped through. Not like they were ghost, more like they were from the Matrix.

I got so frustrated that I couldn't hurt the dirty thieves that I woke myself up from the dream altogether. It was taking a while to fall back asleep so I checked into a few social networks. I saw this photo

of my friend winning a giant stuffed penguin at an amusement park in Ohio. Little did I know that when I would finally fall back asleep hours later, that I would start dreaming the same exact dream.

Out in the desert. 95 Cadillacs. Secret Service agents.

Except this time. It was penguins. Of course.